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kick ass, or lick ass

2002-09-10
kiss ass



Your Ass Should Be Kissed!

While you won't let anyone stick it,

You expect *everyone* to lick it.

Whenever you want someone to go to town,

You just bend over and pull your pants down.



What Ass Do *You* Have??

hahahahaha!

this last hour and a half of work is just going to drag by. the second half of the day always does.

i've been here since 6:45 this morning. i haven't eaten all day. i want to go home now.

*sarah*

3:24 p.m. ::
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and i don't wear enough clothing

2002-09-10
well, coming in to work yesterday someone called me a prostitute. this morning as i left the parking ramp, a different man told me i wasn't wearing enough clothing.

WHAT THE FUCK??? i assure you, i am fully clothed. the only skin showing is on my arms and the skin from the neck up.

anyhow...moving on... nate and i had a fun night of playstation 2 entertainment last night. i rented "simpsons road rage" and "spiderman". we played games, and i finished making a sock monkey.

i had started the sock monkey about a year or two ago while tripping on acid. all i had finished was the body and legs.

i must say, what i finished last night lends to the idea that i was hallucinating while making it. the tail is way off to the right, the mouth is freakish, and it just looks...well...a little frightening. i really wish i had a webcam or something so i could show it off.

i'm looking forward to a night of hanging out with nate, watching "buffy", and then we're going video game shopping.

*sarah*

7:39 a.m. ::
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