Nothing here is real, nothing here is right

* Hung out with Rusty
* Saw Van Helsing and burst out laughing at the cheesy ending in the theatre
* Went to bar #1 and couldn't find seating
* Went to bar #2 and couldn't stand the sweatiness and smokiness
* Went to eat and thoroughly enjoyed it

Things I did this Saturday

* Helped Jaime begin to move in
* Two hits of ecstacy
* 4 amaretto sours
* 2 Leinenkugel's honey weiss
* 1 pack of menthol cigarettes
* Bar hopped
* Danced
* Listened to Mirah
* Sat in hot tub
* Giggled
* Brought the bong out of retirement
* Got high in a parking lot downtown
* Chewed my tongue raw

Things I did this Sunday

* Watched season 6, part 1 of Sex and the City
* Slept for 20 hours
* Woke up around 6pm still rolling and went back to bed
* Ate boneless buffalo wings
* Started to come down
* Cried about being alone
* Sat on a beach towel on the deck in the rain with an umbrella for hours because the indoors felt suffocating

Things I did on Monday

* Seriously crashed
* Threw up
* Took vicodin for backache
* Threw up more
* Realized there was no food here
* Drove to McDonald's
* Napped
* Called David
* Imagined dropping a television on Kevin's head while he slept on the couch
* Watched "How do I look?" marathon on the Style Network for 4 hours
* Made the decision that I am too old to do drugs. Ever again.

*Sarah*