Mid-week Inventory
2004-05-13
Contents of my Fridge:1/2 can of vanilla frosting
9 Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss
1 Pur Water filter basin w/spout
1 stick of butter
Contents of my Bank Account:
$8.00
13 cents
Contents of my Dining Room Table:
13 unpaid bills
1 roll packing tape
1 paper elephant lamp
6 champagne glasses
1 pile of garbage
1 pile of things to be "filed"
1 graduation card (for sister)
Contents of my Purse:
1 black wallet
1 Palmpilot
16 Pilot pens (black & blue)
1 black fine tip Sharpie
1 calculator
1 novel ("Shrub" by Mollie Ivans)
2 cinnamon raisin granola bars
1 checkbook
1 cell phone (w/dead battery)
1 pack Camel lights
1 white lighter with Hershey's Kiss stickers
1 pair Ralph Lauren eyeglasses
1 bottle Claritin (expired by 3 yrs.)
1 bottle of allergy eyedrops
1 tube of antibacterial hand lotion
1 miniature hairbrush
1 tin of Eclipse mints (peppermint flavor)
4 tubes of Chapstick
*Sarah*
